Illinois Nude Strip Clubs List

Belgium Nude Clubs

Play Pen

400 W Lyons Road

Westville, IL

Phone 217-267-2600

The Playpen website

Nude club.

You must be over 21.

Full Bar, Snacks

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances. Female Dancers

Audience: Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly: Yes

user rating: B+

Playpen user reviews:

07/08 The club claims to be in Belgium but actually have a Westville address. They are certainly closer to Belgium than Westville. - WOM

05/05 This club is awesome. My friend took me there on my way home from Chicago. The girls are very cute. They give excellent dances and they have an audience participation time where the girls come and rub there butts on your nut sack for a dollar. On Thursdays they have 10 cent draft night the admission is 10 dollars on that night but it is well worth it. This is someplace every one should visit if they are in the area.

Bridgeview Nude clubs

Polekatz

aka Pole Cats

7337 W 100th Pl

Bridgeview, IL

phone: 708-599-1111

website: Polekats, Chicago - DOWN -

You must be over 21.

Full Bar.

Pizza, Sandwiches, Soups & Salad

Stage, Table, Couch, Private, and Other dances.

Female Dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Mixed audience.

Couple Friendly.

NOT Biker Friendly.

No truck parking.

User Rating: B

VIP Room: $300/30 minutes.

Offers a Ladies Night every 1st Thursday of the Month.

PoleKats user reviews:

04/08 Prices are high here. Valet, entrance and one beer cost $20. All domestics are $5. The ladies are top quality. Friendly, clean, and well mannered. Bouncers are hardly noticeable. Good place to go to unwind.

Brooklyn IL nude clubs (East Saint Louis)

Club Bottoms Up

307 Jefferson St.

Brooklyn, IL

phone 618-271-7502

Club Bottoms Up website

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

Full Menu

Stage, Table, Private, Hot Tub, and Shower Dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome.

Couple Friendly.

Not Biker Friendly

user rating: B

Bottoms Up Club user reviews:

10/06 Cowboy hat, boots, and white face stood out. Good burgers, hot girls, and nobody hassled me. Even teased me a bit Everybody, Tim McGraw. Bye Tim!

02/06 Some of the girls are a little unfriendly and the area is run down, but for the most part its a good place to have a "GOOD TIME" They have security and the cover is reasonable as long as there are no major stars coming through.

PT's Brooklyn

(formerly Platinum Club)

213 Madison Ave

Brooklyn, IL (East St. Louis)

Phone 618-274-2582

Website: PT's Show Clubs

Full Bar, Snacks.

Smoking Permitted

Stage, Table, Couch, Shower, Private and Other dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome.

Couple Friendly

User Rating: A

PTs Brooklyn IL user reviews:

01/07 Great club, friendly and hot.

PT's Roxy's

210 Madison St.

Brooklyn, IL (East Saint Louis)

Phone 618-274-4491

PT's show clubs website

Pizza & Sandwiches

Stage, table, and shower dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone welcome.

Couple Friendly

Centreville Nude Clubs

PT's Centreville

Four Corners Ln

East St Louis, IL (near Centreville)

Phone 618-337-4400

PT's Show Clubs website

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

No food.

Stage, table, couch, and private dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome.

Couple Friendly.

Biker Friendly.

No Truck Parking

Admission: $5.00

Dance cost: $1.00 to $25.00

Drinks: $5.25 beer.

user rating: B+

PTs Centerville user reviews:

06/09 Spent Saturday 05/30/09 in the club. Club is very dark, probably hides some of the dirt. Dancers were great. Theandra, Amber and Cindy all did excellent job seeing that I left happy. Private dances are $25. PTs Sauget they are $40. You get a lot more fun for the money in Centerville.

07/08 On Saturday nights, one stage of the men of USA male review (for all the bachelorettes and female guests)

Chicago Nude Clubs

Admiral Theater

3940 W Lawrence Ave

Chicago, IL

773-478-8111

Admiral Theater website

18 year olds welcome.

No Alcohol.

Snacks.

No smoking.

Stage, table, couch, private, VIP, and Booth dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome.

Couple Friendly.

Unescorted females welcome.

VIP $300/hr.

User Rating: B

Admiral Theater user reviews:

10/08 decent club but costly. to get a lap dance u have to buy a min of 3 together dats $75. this kinda sucks. table dances are $10 and just ok. the vip room is awesome though.

08/08 Drinks are $5.00. VIP room $300/hr and worth it.

05/05 This club is straight if u want to chill and see some good looking girls. There's a couple of ugos buth (ugly but) by far there's a lot of good looking ones.

Chicago Heights Nude Clubs

Club 390

390 E Joe Orr Rd

Chicago Heights, IL

Phone 708-758-2582

Club 390 website

You must be over 21.

Full Liquor Bar.

Full restaurant (Free Buffet Monday - Friday between 3:00 and 6:00 PM

Smoking sections.

Stage, couch, VIP, private, friction, and other dances.

Female dancers.

Everyone welcome.

No unescorted females.

Biker friendly.

Truck parking.

Admission: $5.00 - $10.00 non-member, Free for members.

Dance cost: $20.00 / $30.00

VIP: $400/half-hour, $600/hour

Drinks: $3.00 soda, $4.00 beer, $4.00 well

User rating: A

Club 390 user reviews:

05/09 Stopped in last night, very nice! Definitely worth the drive from Chicago. Quality of women is outstanding! Got a room with Monica & Trinity... nice! Burger & Fries were good too.

07/08 Free Admission on game day with a Chicago Sports Team ticket stub! Come join us after the game and get the excitement going! Present your ticket stub at the front desk for your complimentary admission.

Compton Nude Clubs

Heartbreakers

2849 US 30

Compton, IL

Phone 815-497-200?

18 and over.

Beer.

No food.

Smoking permitted.

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private Dances.

Female dancers

Everyone welcome.

Couple Friendly.

Truck parking.

User Rating: B+

Heartbreakers user reviews:

04/08 Tues-Sat 6P-1A Fri-sat 6P-3A closed Sun-Mon BYOB nice rooms for private dances big lot across street for truck parking

1/05 I visited this place on my way from Iowa to Michigan. What a great detour. Very hot and sexy ladies who were so into the crowd with the crowd being so into the ladies. Many couples. Friendly place and this was on a Wednesday night!?! Anyway, its' worth the trip to nowhere. -- mrp

De Soto Nude Clubs

Gallery

formerly Gallery Showclub

16310 US-51

De Soto, IL

Phone 618-867-2216

Gallery strip club website

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

Full Menu

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances.

Both Male & Female dancers

Mixed audience.

Couple Friendly.

Biker Friendly.

Truck Parking.

User Rating: A

Gallery user reviews

08/06 the club changed names from Gallery Showclub to the gallery a few years ago. Miss Nude United States sep 18-23 (2006) GalleryGoneLive.com

07/06 The Gallery. The website is complete The Gallery is hosting Ms. Nude Int'l Pageant & Ms Nude United States Sept. 11th-16th (2006)

10/05 The Gallery will be launching a new website that will allow those who can't get to the club to watch the dances plus behind the scenes events from the comfort of their home! I think this is an awesome concept. Everyone encouraged to stop by this place. One of the classiest I've seen. Cheap place with good food and nice girls

JB's Show Place

18071 US-51

De Soto, IL

phone: 618-867-9369

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

Limited Food.

Smoking Permitted

Stage, Table, Couch, Shower, Private, and Other dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome.

Couple Friendly.

Not Biker Friendly.

No Truck Parking

User Rating: C+

Gallery Strip Club user reviews:

02/07  This is by far my favorite Southern IL club. Very low pressure, friendly girls, and more down home feel than The Gallery. The other dance is the cage.

07/06 Please tell the girls to quit begging for money its trashy. Won't be back feel like i got panhandled.

08/05 I have all ways had a good time and when i take my girlfriend we always enjoy the dancers with no pressure

East Dubuque Nude Clubs

Box Office Club

90 Sinsinawa Ave.

East Dubuque, IL

Phone 815-747-6700

Box Office website

Full Bar.

No Food

Stage, table, couch, and private dances.

Female dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple Friendly

Biker friendly.

No truck parking.

User rating: B

Reviews of the Box Office:

02/09 Good bar. The girls are very energetic. The girls working the night I was in there were very attractive and nice to talk to. It was a nice club and I would go back.

River Queen

31 Sinsiniwa Ave.

East Dubuque, IL

You must be over 21.

Full bar.

No food.

No smoking.

Stage private, and friction dances.

Female dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple friendly.

Unescorted females welcome.

Biker friendly.

No truck parking.

Dance cost: $25.00

Drinks: $3.50/beer.

User rating: C

 River Queen user reviews:

07/09 sleazy place ...... now is that good or bad ? Dancers are mostly black and they are hookers.

Dancers will be on you pretty quick after you enter the bar. Every dancer will ask if you want a lap dance while they dance for you on stage. Girls aren't shy at all about touching or being touched. As previous reviewer said they will undo your pants in a heartbeat when they get you into the lapdance area.

02/09 Well boys make sure you are up on your tetanus shots. The bar is old and very run down. Its in an old and dumpy neighborhood. Hookers work the bar and strip.

I asked for a private dance and the girl turned out to be a hooker. She was very persistent had my belt unbuckled before I could stop her. I had to walk away from her. The other girls in there were either big girls or strung out... and yet I went back again. I guess its kinda fun to slum it every now and then.

If this sounds good to you have fun. But if you like the safer cleaner clubs stay away.

East Saint Louis Nude Clubs

Club 64 East

(formerly Mustang Sally's Bar & Grill)

52 St Clair Ave

East St Louis, IL

Phone 618-875-0221

You must be over 21.

Full Bar.

Snacks

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances.

Female Dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple Friendly.

Biker friendly.

user rating: C

Club 64 East user reviews:

01/06 I've been there in 2005, early 2006 and the place is all girl shows. No pasties but the girls are not "A" quality but friendly and very willing. In 2005, it was *wild* and tamed down a bit in 2006 but its still darn good action. Bit seedy, but I like that..

11/05 hottest club on east side go check it out.

Crystal Palace

247 S 88th St (Highway 157 and Route 13

Centreville, IL; (East St Louis, IL)

Phone 618-337-7081

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

Sandwiches, Pizza, Hotdogs to eat.

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances.

Female Dancers.

Everyone Welcome.

Black, White, Latino, Mixed audience.

Couple friendly.

Biker Friendly.

Truck Parking.

user rating: C-

Crystal Palace user reviews:

05/06 Weekend day shift is fantastic. The girls are all gorgeous and very friendly. Private dances are inexpensive and WOW! This is the best place to spend an afternoon!

Hollywood Showclub

5841 Bunkum Rd.

Washington Park, IL (East St. Louis)

Phone 618-874-9000

club website

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

Limited Menu.

Smoking permitted.

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone welcome.

Couple friendly.

Unescorted females welcome.

Biker friendly.

Truck parking.

user rating: A

Hollywood Showclub user reviews:

07/08 Naked women. Booze. Hotdogs. What more could you ask for!

Hustler Club

5420 Bunkum Rd

East St Louis, IL

Phone 618-874-9334

Deja Vu website

You must be over 21

Full Bar.

Snacks.

Stage, Couch, Private, and Bed dances.

Female Dancers.

Everyone Welcome.

Couple Friendly.

Truck parking.

Hustler Club Saint Louis user reviews:

04/08 add truck parking. large lot just north of club. look for the signs

03/05 This one is awesome, he rotates some of his finest talent through here. A must see if you are driving that way

Pink Slip

114 S 4th St.

East St. Louis, IL

Phone 618-271-3151

You must be over 21

Full Bar, Full Menu.

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone welcome.

Mixed audience.

Couple Friendly.

Biker Friendly.

Truck Parking

user rating: B

Pink Slip user reviews:

08/06 Cheap prices for a lot of fun. Your description is incorrect.

Care to be specific? --WOM

05/06 The Pink Slip is the nicest black strip club in St. Louis yes it may not be in the nicest area but there are 4 other clubs surrounding the club and they all receive business. The girls are also way above average and there is a wide variety from petite to very thick girls. It is a nice club over all cause you can drink, eat, and have some fun in one spot.

02/07 Kind of depends on what you are looking for. 90% of dancers and patrons are black. Place is kind of seedy and not in a nice area. DON'T wander the neighborhood. If you're looking for avg. to below average girls that are willing to get "nasty" then you'll like this.

Soft Touch

4491 Saint Clair Ave.

E Saint Louis, IL

Phone 618-874-0355

Website:

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

No Food.

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone welcome.

Mixed audience.

Couple friendly.

User Rating. C+

Harvey Nude Clubs

Annie's Idle Hour

85 W. 147th St.

Harvey, IL

Phone (708) 331-3090

You must be 21.

Full Bar.

No Food.

Smoking Permitted.

Stage, Table, and Couch dances.

Female Dancers.

Everyone Welcome.

NOT Couple Friendly.

NOT Biker Friendly.

No Truck Parking

user rating: C

Annie's Idle Hour user reviews:

03/07 Friday Nights are the best....PERIOD!!
P.S. Maybe a little crowded though.

Club O

17038 Halsted St

Harvey, IL

Phone 708-333-8770

You must be 21.

Full Bar

Table, VIP, and Champagne dances.

Club O user reviews:

03/08 Dollar table dances.

Skybox Bar and Grill

16700 Halsted St

Harvey, IL

You must be 21.

Full Bar.

Snacks.

No smoking.

Stage, couch, and Private dances.

Female dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple friendly.

Biker friendly.

Truck parking.

User rating: B-

Skybox Bar & Grill user reviews:

04/08 Had a good time. Plenty of different ladies to choose from. $10 to get in Mon-Thurs and all domestic beer is 50 cents. Ladies had good personalities and it showed. The bouncers seem to be the only negative this club has. Would definitely go back.

12/07 $10 cover charge, but all domestics only a dollar. Bouncers were professional and the place was clean. Array of girls to choose from and when enough people got there they had three stages with a girl on each. Always has been a great place to go. Still a great all around place to go regardless of the occasion.

08/07 I went to this place last year for a bachelor party. There were almost no girls, a $10.00 cover and the rudest bouncers you have ever seen. The bouncers were herding the patrons around like cattle and had a freaking rule from how you placed your beer or where you walked. It was horrible. A group of 15 of us ended up leaving within 20 minutes. We went across the street to Club O. It was much better but not a stellar night of stripping either.

I went to this place once or twice prior and it was ok because the beer prices were low and there were plenty of girls. It pains me to fail any place where they show boobs but I must give this place an F until it is proven a worthy place to return and it won't happen on my dollar.

Other have given the club good reports so this is very strange. One to wonders if this was an isolated event or if the group was rowdy. Like to hear from others.-- WOM

Hazel Crest Nude Clubs

Cowboys

2829 167th St

Hazel Crest, IL

phone: 708-331-3354

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

Limited Food

Stage, Couch, and Private dances.

Female Dancers.

Everyone Welcome.

Largely Black audience.

Couple Friendly.

Not Biker Friendly.

user Rating: B

Cowboys Strip Club user reviews:

03/06 As a woman, I can tell you it is not a whorehouse, what so ever. You can't touch anything but the waist, you can't use cell phones on the floor, you can't pass a number w/o being escorted out and/or the ladies losing their jobs, you have to leave the premises before any of the dancers leave, if you are talking to long to one of them a bouncer will come and check. Plus, I've been to other strip clubs and one thing I see with the ladies there, who are Black, White, and Latina, they have a hell of a lot more personality than these women at the higher priced clubs. Their bodies are naturally beautiful, not enhanced. Better on stage personality. I was so bored at the high priced strip clubs because it was as clear as the nose on your face that those ladies did not want to be there. At Cowboys, some of them aren't making it a career but they were there to dance and provide a good time and that's what they did. I would pay $10 to go there than pay twice the amount to go to any of the higher priced clubs ever again.

Will put you down as undecided. LOL -- WOM

1/05 I think this club is actually a escort service/whore house. Either way they definetly (sic) aren't a pizza place. I know someone who works there and gave pretty vague details. -- lc

Kankakee Nude Clubs

Stages Gentlemens Club

1045 S East Ave

Kankakee, IL

Phone 815-939-1505

18 year olds welcome.

No Alcohol.

Snacks available.

Stage, Table, and Private dances.

Female Dancers.

Mixed audience.

Couple Friendly.

Biker friendly.

user rating: A

Stages Gentlemens Club user reviews:

03/06 This club is great. I just went to this club about a week ago. I went with my boyfriend. I am a woman. The girls and the people were so nice and friendly they made me feel very well comfortable. The girls are sexy. I had a great time. I can not wait to go back. This is a place to go and spent your money.

03/06 This was my first time at a gentlemens club it was a great experience. The people are so nice and friendly. This club is well worth every dollar spent. This a must go. I look forward to going back many more times.

08/05 This club is simply the best!!!!! The girls are friendly and there main goal is not to just hustle you outta money... These girl with the greatest attitudes will make you surely want to come back... Come visit... Taija, Karina, Royal, Heaven, Myckala, and Sasha toooo... They are the greastest!!!! I know and remember the names cause they each properly introduced themselves.... This club has class.... even though there's no alcohol, its well worth the drive just for the dances!!!!! 1 for 25 (topless) 2 for 40 (topless) and 3 for 50... (totally nude!!!!)

McClure Nude Clubs

Hush Puppy Saloon

Rt 3 297b

McClure, IL (Near Cape Girardeau, MO

Phone: 618-661-1010

Hush Puppy Saloon website

You must be 21

Full Bar

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances.

Female Dancers

Mixed audience.

Couple Friendly.

user rating: A

Hush Puppy Saloon user reviews:

07/08 HUSHPUPPY SALOON is the place to come and party in Southern Illinois! Fully nude female dancers, full bar! Call the club at (618) 661-1010 and ask for a shuttle. We will go to Cape Girardeau, East Cape Girardeau, McClure, and the immediate area of those towns. Don't drink and drive, take the shuttle.

11/05 I auditioned with them when I lived in Jackson MO and even though I wasn't hired... I still brought home a $100.00 amateur prize (I CAN ASSURE I AM NO AMATEUR I'VE BEEN A STRIPPER FOR OVER 20 YEARS)... It was a wonderful experience to have in my life and the girls are very talented and the atmosphere is wonderful... More than enough seating for everyone and the stage is centrally located....NOT A BAD SEAT IN THE HOUSE!

Melrose Park Nude Clubs

Bobby's Bar

1941 N. Mannheim Rd.

Melrose Park, IL

phone: 708-338-0015

You must be over 21.

Full bar.

Snacks.

No smoking.

Friction dances.

Female entertainers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple friendly.

Biker friendly.

User rating: C

One Step Beyond

1710 W Lake St

Melrose Park, IL

phone: (708) 338-2933

One Step Beyond user reviews:

06/08 Club Reopened

Shortstops

10747 W Grand Ave

Melrose Park, IL

phone: (847) 288-0088

Mount Prospect Nude Clubs

Heavenly Bodies

1300 S. Elmhurst Road

Mt. Prospect, IL

Phone: 847-806-1120

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

Limited Food.

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome.

Couple Friendly.

user rating: B

Heavenly Bodies user reviews:

05/07 I finally broke down and called the club to find out where they really are - 1300 S. Elmhurst, EGV. Now we both can have the correct address as it seems on one else does :) FYI EGV is just west of O'Hare Airport and part of EGV was/is being taken for runway changes. Enjoy -- John, Stripclubreport.com

Ottawa Nude Clubs

Silver Slipper Saloon

3042 SR-71

Ottawa, IL

Phone: 815-433-6947

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

No Food.

Stage, table, and couch dances.

Female Dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple Friendly.

Biker friendly.

Truck parking.

User rating: C

Silver Slipper Saloon user reviews:

01/09 I'm sad to say that this club has really gone downhill. My wife and I have visited numerous times over the years and lately (the last three times) we've noticed that the talents has really gotten bad. We don't think we'll go back for a long time...

All (and I mean all) of the girls looked used and abused. And I have to say that although I don't mind tats on women I saw some that were totally obnoxious! What are these girls thinking?

My advise: Unless you are looking for "nasty" girls with bad tattoos, stay away! Maybe then the management will get a clue.

09/08 Girls are not going around enough to try to talk to customers. Supposedly there is a 6 inch rule in the VIP room. Absolutely hands of guys, strictly enforced.

Desiree was very sweet and she did not pay much attention to the 6 inch rule, also very beautiful.

Now girls , pay attention to the old guys like me, I am 50, we spend the money.

Cover was $6, $4 for truck drivers.

The precious review says that it is topless, but it is defiantly nude, some don't loose their bottoms though.

04/08 Add truck parking. Has nice large lot. If not there is a truck stop on the other side of the exit for breakfast. Go upstairs and sometimes you get to see some of the customers putting on their own little shows. Often groups of local girls come in to play.

11/05 This place is very nice. The WOM would approve. Some of the girls are very beautiful. I love it when a place has beautiful women that aren't scared to sit and talk. A dancer will make more money sitting and talking to me, ten minutes of conversation will get her many dances. I love this place. There's a couple of not so good looking but personality makes up for it.

Peoria Nude Clubs

Big Al's

519 Main St

Peoria, IL

phone: 309-673-9893

You must be over 21

Full Bar.

No Food.

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances.

Female Dancers

Couple Friendly.

Biker Friendly.

No Truck parking.

user rating: B

Big Al's user reviews"

05/08 Big Al's would be a great place to hang out. The dancers just make it better.

04/06 Always a good time with friends!

Somonauk Nude Clubs

High Heels Saloon

2678 N 48th Rd

Somonauk, IL

Phone: 815-498-4494 or (866) 752-3615

High Heels website

You must be over: 21.

Full Bar.

Limited Food.

Stage, and Private dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone welcome.

Couple Friendly.

user rating: C-

High Heels Saloon user reviews:

08/07 High Heels Saloon is an upper class gentleman's club providing the best in adult entertainment and female dancers for men and women 21 years of age. They have two stages with a fireplace and two full liquor bars. Comfortable seating and red rolling chairs. 

11/05 I've been there... it does exist. Decent looking dancers.... crappy setup, expensive lap dances.

10/04 new club just open, need dancers 21 and up, just remodeled, cover charge is 6 after 8pm

Urbana Nude Clubs

Malibu Bay Lounge

3106 N. Cunningham Ave

Urbana, IL

Phone 217-328-7415

18 year olds welcome.

Full Bar.

Snacks.

Smoking Permitted

Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome

User Rating: C

Washington Park Nude Clubs

Dollies Playhouse

6210 Forest Blvd

Washington Park, IL

phone: (618) 271-4257

Full bar.

West Chicago Nude Clubs

Centerfolds Gentlemens Club

1092 Carolina Dr., Ste 8

West Chicago, IL

phone: 630-876-8511

18 and over.

BYOB.

Snacks.

Smoking section.

Table, couch, shower, private, and other dances.

Everyone welcome.

Couple friendly.

Unescorted females welcome.

Biker friendly.

Truck parking.

VIP Room: $105/hr

User rating: A

Centerfolds user reviews:

11/08 Its Open!!!

04/08  A luxury gentleman's club with modeling parlor, leather reclining lounge area, bar & sauna with shower!

Diamond's Gentlemens Club

31w577 North Ave (1 Mile West of Hwy. 59).

West Chicago, IL

Phone: 630-434-2666, 630-443-6130

Diamond's Gentlemens Club website

18 years olds welcome but you must be over 21 to BYOB

BYOB.

No Food.

No smoking.

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances.

Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome.

Mixed audience.

Couple Friendly.

Unescorted females welcome.

VIP Room.

user rating C

Diamonds Gentlemens Club user reviews:

12/08 Went on a snowy night on Wednesday. It was very dry. The music was good but there, in my opinion were only two good looking girls, Dee and Simone. I was very intimidated by the number of bouncers and male staff just hanging around. Certainly a hands off establishment. Don't even try to rub up even by accident. I had a dancer slap my hand. BYOB means your company will be drunk or getting there. The girls were semi friendly. Don't get sucked into the whole amateur night draw, it is a total gimmick and there were a couple of real nasties they called amateurs, more like has-beens. I think one was a man.

So I was told the girls have to pay 90 bucks just to perform there, and they have to pay 5 bucks per stage dance since that is the girl's way of advertising. So the girls don't really want to be dancing and really are under the gun to milk every cent out of you. I had bottled water at 3.50 per bottle and a NOS energy drink with Dee for 5 each. Dances were full nude for 20 in the non-private area sitting on these most uncomfortable and very non-private kitchen chairs. My butt hurt after the night of sitting on those cheap chairs. They of course want you to visit the "private area" for 35 bucks a dance but I couldn't see why that would be worth it unless I wanted to get my azz off the hard kitchen chairs. Of course they would love you to sign up for the 200/.5hr, why?? After the amateurs performed they offered two for one dances with a t-shirt, somehow it ended up 2 for 30 with a t-shirt...

They only have Valet parking which is conveniently 4.00 and they hit you up for a tip just to park you car across the small parking lot... Pretty lame if you ask me. I spent quite a bit but every time I would be tipping they would want to have a dance, which should not be hand in hand. If I am watching the stage and tipping I want to see the show not be hit up by the dancer that just came off.

I am not unhappy to have been but there is definitely room for improvement, like hey how about hire some female staff for the door and the DJ and clear your dang bouncers away. They are definitely policing the place and the dancers are scared of them which makes them more reserved than other establishments. Obviously there is a high overhead with the number of male staff so expect the girls to be pretty strict business dance or move on... Not much chit chat.

The doorman recommended another club as the second best... Pretty funny huh?

07/08 Diamonds is suburban Chicago's only totally nude club, featuring dozens of exquisite young ladies tempting your desires every night in a multi-million dollar adult entertainment complex.

Diamonds features fully nude private fantasy dances.. and for an even more up-close and personal experience, visit Diamonds' VIP room with your favorite Diamond Girl.

12/05 Crowded, asshole bouncers, so-so chicks. For what I had to slip a bouncer to get a table I could've gotten a lapdance at another, nicer, less crowded place.

02/05 I enjoyed Diamonds this past Saturday. I went with my boyfriend, I am a female. The women I talked to were young, friendly and good looking. There were quite a few M/F couples there which made me feel more comfortable.